During my university days we had Abdul Chacha manning the campus canteen. He was very old (probably more than 70) but very energetic. He used to go mad when somebody made foul comments against the food or the quality of tea. Most of the time we used to comment bad things about the food just for the sake of tormenting chacha. He used get angry and shouted at us proclaiming that we have lost our taste. But it was when someone commented about poor quality of canteen tea that he got real angry. So when one told that the tea was not good and chachajan was getting old and was no longer able to supervise the tea making process he got extremely angry and shouted “admi kabhi budda nahi hota”. We used to laugh and say that yes men never grow old, they just get young. He used shout bullshit at us. It was fun! In our final year Chachajan started developing some mental problem and soon was seen more in his small dingy room than inside the canteen. His histrionics increased with each day. Most of the times he remained agitated and kept shouting “Admi kabhi budda nahi hota”. He went mad. He was very dear to everyone of us despite all the shouting, scolding and his bullshit chatters. We all did our best. In fact the entire university prayed for his well being but unfortunately he passed away.But then why I am narrating this. Actually the thought came from one of reader comments in an online news portal regarding the ND Tiwari sex scandal. That reader had written “Admi kabhi budda nahi hota. Long live Tiwari”. I don’t know if he wanted to praise Tiwari or wanted to tease him. But I am sure if Abdulchacha was alive today he would have loved to meet this shameless state governor and tell him his trademarked line “Admi kabhi Buddha nahi hota” accompanied by a tight slap at Tiwari’s penis…hard enough to puncture his balls.
What Tiwari has done (by sleeping with three women) is scandalous! We wonder how can a governor do such a thing and that too at such an age…man he is 86! He is no Bill Clinton! But then if you look closely at the video he is doing nothing. You can still find it in youtube. He is just enjoying what those girls were doing to him….caressing him orally. I guess even Viagra failed to straighten his instrument so he had no other option but to enjoy passive masti. Direct action would have been dangerous for his heart..and neither he was fit for that. But Kudos to Tiwari! This is the land of Kamasutra! But Tiwariji you should have done this masti outside the Raj Bhawan. Raj Bhavan becomes brothel house for you...not good Sonia ma. Do something.
The day you die (its near) Abdulchacha is will catch you. And you will hear multiple rounds of “Admi kabhi Budda nahi hota”. Just evade the slap at the balls! But then you never had any!
