73 and still going!

Last two days have been the most horrifying days that India ever witnessed. The terror massacre in Mumbai that started on 26th November, 2008 has left us shocked. Sad. Angry. The nation was attacked and innocent lives were lost. Common citizens can only keep looking back in anger. This keeps happening every year. We are slowly getting used to it. The politicians lack the willpower to take the terrorists on.

For the last two days I have felt a strange feeling, which I have never witnessed before. It was like there is something which has got inside my body when I was sleeping. Now it was trying to burst me up. It set up control room in my heart and was trying to burst my lungs and heart. Some type of Fidayeen element I guess. I felt very heavy. I think the root cause was the anger and the frustration of not able to do something. Glued to the news channel, seeing the commandos and the NSG armed to teeth firing pumped me up. I felt patriotic. My drawing room became my battle ground. Sometimes I was squatting on the sofa, sometimes lying flat, sometimes crouched, sometimes moving towards the TV to get a closer view, sometimes looking through the door glass. Is anybody there? I was hooked to the entire operation. It frightened me and at the same time charged me up. I saw the real heroes of our nation, the security forces. Two weeks back I was reading somewhere that some politician has questioned the Army canteen’s excessive facilities. The questions I don’t remember properly but one was something like why should the Army fellows be given 24 eggs a month? What an ass who asks this type of a question. And in the form of Mr Amar Singh, Mr Raj Thakrey, Mr Shivraj Patil, Mr Venki Naidu, Behen Mayawati, Mulayam, and the other fools across all political parties, we have lot of idiots who possesses the skill and the audacity to question the credibility of the army and our security forces. Remember what Amar Singh’s comments were regarding Inspector Sharma’s death in the Batla House encounter.

There are few mothers, dead or alive who must be extremely vexed and sad to see their sons creating havoc on the nation. The mothers of the terrorists. And the mother of Mr Shivraj Vishwanath Patil. I guess all Indians know this old fellow. He is the Home Minister of our India. This fellow unfortunately was born on October 12, 1935, which makes him 73 years old. Instead of dying he is creating havoc on this nation. This idiot has held position for quite some time now. He was the Speaker of the 11th Lok Sabha and served Indira Gandhi and Rajiv Gandhi cabinets as the defense minister during the 80's. In the Manmohan, Oh forgive me, In Madam Sonia’s Government, this honorable Mr Patil is the Home Minister. Our Home Minister, My Home Minister. The person responsible for our internal security. The person responsible for protecting us, shielding us from the evil.

Despite repeated terrorist activities, this person manages to hold on to his office. Madam Sonia loves him. Her Baby. So she cannot say angrily “SHIIIVVVRAAAJJJJJJ”. Shivraj calls terrorists armed with AK-47s and strapped with RDX as “Brothers gone astray”. Mind the words “Brothers gone astray”. I do not say all Muslims are terrorists but 99% of the worldwide terrorists and the suspects are Muslims. So by saying “Brothers” he is appealing to the Muslim vote bank. During the recent blasts in Delhi I was hooked to the news channels as usual. And I noticed he has changed his dress thrice in the day. Where the hell he gets so much time when the Capital of India is attacked? Even one time there was a red rose in his coat pocket. Good dressing sense I must say. And notice the day when he chooses to show his dressing skills. In 2006, Mr Shivraj Patil told “terrorists have decided to use the sea route to infiltrate India”. The attacks in Mumbai on 26th November, 2008 was carried out by his “Brothers gone astray” and they followed their elder brother, Shivraj’s 2006 comment character by character. They came by the sea route. They love Shivraj, they are ready to die for him. And the NSGs made sure they died. Our Security advisers give lot of advice. But Shivraj is too old to listen I think. He should at once resign and then in public commit suicide. Or we can shoot him too in his groins. We can blast his balls. Viagra sells because of people like Shivraj. 73 and still going. Mumbai terrorists have been neutralized now. The operations are now over. Now is the time to look back and question. Heads will roll. Officers will be put to deck. There will be few casualties. And the obvious finger pointing at each other. BJP will say it’s all due to Congress. Congress will say BJP not allowing us to work in Malegaon blast case. But I am sure people like Shivraj will continue to hold office. 73 and still going. Long live the Viagra. The power of youth has possessed him. Just give him one more chance to perform. We will definitely see the power of balls. This time he will ejaculate. He will.