Thursday, December 10, 2009

And God Bless the United States of India!

India is in the process of becoming USA….sorry USI. Confused? USI stands for United States of India. Well it will remain a democracy but it will be no longer called the Republic of India. Now if this happens will it be good for us? I don’t know. But one thing I am sure it won’t be good for the country as a whole. Only the politicians and their families will benefit from this. There will be more Chief Ministers, more departments, more expenditure…but then we honest tax payers really don’t have much to do. I guess we lack energy in bringing about the change we need. It’s the classic Catch22 situation. Everybody wants to do a ‘Rang de Basanti’ but who will bell the cat?
Kudos to that opportunist K Chandrasekhar Rao. His party morale was at all time low. His political future was at under the cloud. His back was against the wall. So what he did? Just went in a hunger strike! And look at the lovely Congress leadership under noble Soniaji. Instead of tackling the situation iron handedly they readily agreed! Ballabhai Patel must be crying! Our home minister was more concerned about this Rao’s health than the health of India. But then how can he show concern for the country? Just dive deep and you will figure it out yourself how he won his election! So after the 11 days of fasting, Rao has got what he wanted. He deserved to die but then GB Shaw has rightly told ‘God is the greatest comedian of the earth’. Instead of death, Rao has got a separate Telengana state. The 29th state of India. So simple pressure tactics have worked with the central government. This congress government can take decisions very boldly these days. There is no opposition. BJP is too busy putting its house in order! Hey Ram!

Now as an Indian I do not want to debate where the formation of Telengana is justified or not. Cause if I say this is not justified there will be thousands of arguments thrown at me including the one which will proclaim how Telengana region was brutally exploited by people from Andhra. And honestly they may be true to a certain extent. You cannot clap with one hand…right? But the concern is if today it is separate state for Telengana, tomorrow it will be some different state. I guess Subash Ghisingh is already chalking out his plans for Gorkha Land. It’s going to be easy for him. All he has to do is fast. I agree it takes courage…fast unto death is not easy. But then most of these politicians are not suitable for anything apart from their old shitty politics. So better to die than going jobless and beg. So we Indians should be prepared for many more independent states in the future. The politics of internal partition of India is very dangerous for unity of the country. But then who cares. The Chinese and the Pakis must be mighty pleased seeing this Telengana development. In fact Chinese must be scolding the Pakis saying “You see you just wasted our billions developing those nuclear bombs. You do not need nuclear bombs to screw India. They have enough people inside their country to screw it up. Return our money”.

So friends gear up. Be prepared. It’s high time we be ready for a new development – “United States of India”. God Bless you! And God Bless the United States of India.