Woody Allen…the quintessential writer director actor…My favorite! Below is a typical Woody Allen stuff…
"In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!" — Woody Allen
Amazing… God pleaseeee give me this life…I want to live my life from Death to Birth. I want to vanish through an Orgasm. Shakespeare would have been extremely embarassed if he had read this. Woody seems have taken a potshot at the bard's 'Seven ages of Man' in As You Like It. Jaques Buddy! Your melancholy is working no more. You have lost your job to Woody buddy!
